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Which I am pretty much across the board as I changed my tumblr ([tumblr.com profile] nemonclature ), added an AO3 pseud and my twitter was already [twitter.com profile] nemonclature . It's just LJ that I left because I never use it any more.

Midnight Judges by lettered. Okay so as the AN says, at times it's transparently fix it, But towards the end, when everything comes together and people start doing some seriously badass POLITICS and TALKING also there is a LAWYER... FFF I can't tell you how much I love save the world through TALKING plots. Plus it made me start to like Kirk again.

This is exactly what the doctor ordered. (I just wish there was more Sulu)

Teen Wolf 3x01

OH TEEN WOLF. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS THIS? LESS IS MORE WHEN YOUR CG BUDGET IS £5.50. LESS IS MORE. Also who is this new girl and what and how and can we keep her?

SYNCHRONISED STRIPPING. THAT IS A THING THAT BAD GUYS DO. I THINK THIS ENTIRE POST MAY BE STUCK IN CAPSLOCK.

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? IS THAT LITERALLY A BEAST WITH TWO BACKS? DON'T MAKE ME THROW SHAKESPEARE PUNS AT YOU. SHOW. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS LIKE THE SNAKE THING ISN'T IT? YOU LULL ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF AROUSAL WITH YOU GRATUITOUS STRIPPING AND OH ISN'T THIS SHOW FUN AND THEN WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK OHMYGOD.

AW. Stiles and Scott. FFFF so adorable. I am so down with the friendship this season guys. Can they just be bros FOREVER.

OKAY. TATTOO ARTIST OF EXPO, thanks for whatever that was. ALSO STILES HAS HAIR. HELLO, STILES WITH HAIR. GUYS GUYS. HAIR. UNF FUCKING UNF.

Aaaaand expo of explain away Jackson's lack of being there ness. My favourite het ship guys, he was saved through the power of love guys. aksdhaskjdhsk.

Haha Scott/Allison. Twu wuv oh they are so adorable.

So how did Stiles/Lydia leave off? Is he still crushing on her or did he sort of get over it?

OK, SO. NOT OVER IT. I don't really want them to end up together. Friends, can they be good friends?

ALSO ISAAC. ALL THE HUGS, Is Isaac the only one left in Derek's pack now? Oh and Peter. But Boyd is still on the cast list right? RIGHT? BOYD AS ALPHA, GUYS. Make that happen.

Also 'Scott the Alpha', hahaha, oh dear god. So, he does have his own pack right? Isn't that what Derek said last season? But he was an omega, so he must become an alpha somehow surely, to have his own pack. Can you grown into it, or do you literally have to hope anther pack comes to invade so you can kill their alpha? What happens if you kill two alphas? Is it like in draughts? Do you become a double alpha? Is that where those merging topless guys came from?

FFFFFFFFFF NO LONGER A POTATO SCOTT. AW. LOOKIT REVISING AND EXERCISING AND I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR SHOW. BUT HE'S STILL A PUPPY. AND STILL HAS ALLISON AS HIS PASSWORD I BET ONE BILLION ZILLION POUNDS.

Haha morning montage. OH YOU GUYS.

Oh Lydia, how are you fucking your life up now? GOD I LOVE HER SHE IS THE MOST BROKEN.

OH GOD LYDIA NO. NOT ANOTHER CREEPY EVIL BOYF. And they're twins. Okay fine. Also lolol way to lampshade 20 year olds playing, shit, 14 years olds? HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

Ugh this drama set against normal school stuff is really tense. And damn do they need to let the Sheriff in on everything

And why isn't Isaac contacting Derek or Deaton? I mean, it's nice he wants to speak to Scott and I'm sure they've been hanging out, but surely they've been hanging out AT THE VET'S. SINCE THAT'S WHERE THEY BONDED LAST TIME.

Oh. My. God. Isaac/Kali dub con. Please please please.

Are they pushing Lydia/Stiles? Is it just me?

It's lucky that all the alphas have awful manicures. Not for them, for us I mean. Also are they fucking EVERYWHERE? Did they just get costumes or are they actually all trained and nurses and doctors and have been playing the long con? I bet we'll get a deputy. Oh and teachers. And can the blind guy not be evil? He's totally gonna be evil.

I'm thinking about the memory wiping shit. And the places they could go with this. Like, IDK, they probably won't go where I'm thinking, because canon tends to pull its punches I find, when it comes to brainwashing. But still, Teen Wolf has been known to occasionally up the trauma to fucking horrific levels, just for kicks (case in point Peter and Matt, having terrible fear/history with fire and water respectively. And how do they die? Why fire and water of course!)

But also, new girl could be memory wiped in some way, just thinking she's with them, but really not. Or thinking she's on the Alpha's side. Like in Push. That film went there. Not just irritating 'important plot point learnt then forgot' but seriously fucking with their minds and making them doubt EVERYTHING and long-lasting trauma and the I JUST TRUST YOU SOMEHOW. IN MY HEAAAARRRT. SO I WILL BELIEVE YOU EVEN THOUGH MY MEMORIES DO NOT AGREE. Supernatural version of trust falls, basically.

Derek turning up (yay) and everything about him! And has he shaved? And is he wearing clean clothes? And 'shouldn't you be in school' and OH BABY. He's all slightly more maybe a little grown up and not so creeptastic!

LOOK. WHAT IS UP WITH ALLISON'S HAIR? It's similar enough that I can't be sure but... wasn't it black before? Dark, dark brown? I realise hair dye is not a magical unheard of invention, but a slight change in hue between seasons is RANDOM. AND I AM CONFUSED. AM I REMEMBERING IT WRONG?

WHAT. THE. FUCK. WHY WOULD YOU GO THROUGH FUCKING BURNING YOUR ARM JUST TO GET A TATTOO? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME?

Also, Derek trying to keep Scott out of stuff! And failing to deal on his own because PUPPY. AND I LOVE THEM ALL. ALL OF THEM. I WANT TO HUG THEM AND SQUEEZE THEM AND TAKE THEM OUT FOR WALKIES.

...

BLACK GIRL DIES FIRST.

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME? THAT BETTER NOT FUCKING BE IT. SERIOUSLY, I LIKED HER. DOES SHE EVEN GET A NAME? THE FUCK GUYS. SO NOT COOL. I don't even know what to say to that.

And finally, Boyd! And wait, does that mean Erica IS gonna be there? But the actress deffo isn't there, right? So it must be some other person? GAH. CONFUSING.

Also, the triumvirate of parents: Sheriff/Melissa/Chris. Yes please. Sheriff finds out/is told and they all commiserate over their crazy kids. I really want coffee mornings. Can that be a fic? Parental coffee-mornings? And occasionally coffee-whatever-the-fuck-time-it-is, because the Sheriff and Melissa both have shift-work. (And Chris... works from home?)

And it's half support group, half 'how do you ground someone for trying to save your town and does breaking curfew count if it's a werewolf emergency and also whose turn is it to feed Isaac sandwiches this week?'

With a side order of WILL THEY EVER GET JOBS! AND HOW WILL THEY GO TO COLLEEEEEGE! Because they are parents after all. OH AND. WOW. THEY ALL CAN SHARE MISSING PARENT, HOW DO WE DEAL, GRIEF/ABANDONMENT ISSUES. WOW. TRAUMA. Sheriff would have all this advice for Chris but then Chris would be like, but Allison's a girl and I don't know how to thing. And Sheriff would be all DON'T LOOK AT ME. Because, don't even lie, they are both dad, dads. And they'd both look at Melissa and she'd be all, WHAT THE WHAT? I DO NOT HAVE ANY SECRET FEMININE INSIGHT. And she'd roll her eyes and remind them that she raised a son, and she doesn't even have sisters and anyway, it's Stiles who lost his Mum, Scott's Dad is just an insensitive fuckhead who walked out, and then there would be an awkward silence.

Date: 2013-06-07 07:38 pm (UTC)
goodbyebird: Push: Cassie and Nick seen from the back. (ⓕ push back)
From: [personal profile] goodbyebird
Ugh I do not want Stiles/Lydia. Can we please not go on the If You're Just Persistent And Stick To It You Will Eventually Wear Her Down And Get Your Girl/Prize ride again? It makes me feel queasy. They can bang when they're in their thirties or something. This also means they'll actually make it to their thirties. Everyone wins.

I saw a gif of Derek in action in the elevator. His shoes were indeed very shiny(though I don't like them wearing dress-type shoes; no traction), and also he clearly made no physical contact so now he is a jedi in my miiiiind.

PUSH REFERENCE FTW BTW :D

...oh good god no I just gave myself a Push AU TW bunny why. Why.
Edited Date: 2013-06-07 07:40 pm (UTC)

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